France The fate of the euro and return to the mite
The famous professor Volfoni, Chantal Nobel prize in economics, is reached convince skulls the Bercy egg leaving the euro and adopting a former currency, the farthing.
Former President of the University of Montluçon 5, Professor Volfoni has not had much trouble convincing the government of an imminent bankruptcy if it stays in Euroland. "Do not deceive you guys, black flag flies over the pot. It's more lean than I see coming is a flight of black crows! The Germans are working too much, you can follow, he said the sad Sires de Bercy. And yet, I will only speak about the country. In our beautiful provinces, not better. Each local baron marched printing money. Compared to the state of their finances, the bottomless pit is Byzantium, an investment of a good father. "
The famous professor Volfoni, Chantal Nobel prize in economics, is reached convince skulls the Bercy egg leaving the euro and adopting a former currency, the farthing.
Former President of the University of Montluçon 5, Professor Volfoni has not had much trouble convincing the government of an imminent bankruptcy if it stays in Euroland. "Do not deceive you guys, black flag flies over the pot. It's more lean than I see coming is a flight of black crows! The Germans are working too much, you can follow, he said the sad Sires de Bercy. And yet, I will only speak about the country. In our beautiful provinces, not better. Each local baron marched printing money. Compared to the state of their finances, the bottomless pit is Byzantium, an investment of a good father. "
The hardest part has paradoxically been to choose the name of the future currency of France. No return to the franc, it would be a little looser side vintage kind René Coty makes its umpteenth devaluation.
"No, claims Professor Volfoni. We need to openly side with us Greeks, those who prefer to eat olives taking a drink instead of beer burp her before Derrick! . And our brilliant economic suggesting the mite. Beyond the joke side of the name, especially for those who have in hand, he must know that the penny is not only the medieval currency "of little value, but it was also the currency of ancient Greece. We will thus pay tribute to the Greek management, far more entertaining the Teutonic thoroughness or madness speculative Anglo-Saxon.
It is decided that the Obole worth one franc and six cents, or 0.156 euros.
A ticket will be issued. This will cut farthing ...
live the Republic, long live the penny, deep Southern Europe
Me FOLAC
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